funny answer for exams

Here's something to cheer you up before exams. Please click to enlarge it if you can't see it.



Here's something to cheer you up before exams. Please click to enlarge it if you can't see it.

The student actually submitted this to his professor in a true/false exam. His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

the above part took from my shi gong lens.
coz' i feel quite funny and can learn much thing from there,


其实这件事无形中带给我们一点见解。
答问题时真的要看清楚问题所在。。。
我之前也听过类似的故事。
老师把问题给同学答。。。
问题还蛮难，
有一个学生在埋头苦干，当在回想东西时。。。看到其他同学一副笑面，轻轻松松的把答案给老师。
最后他才得知原来上面指示那边说只要把答案空白就可以拿到满分，但每答一提扣一份。。。到后来才知道原来事情的真相。。。

有时听听老人或大人所说的话，毕竟他们比我们走过更遥远漫长的路。有句叫做“吃盐多过你吃米”。所以下次不妨多多聆听他们的话，指示，训导。可能会有意想不到的收获。毕竟总好过到最后才知道原来应该要这样子做。人生不是很长，短短几十年，所以如果听老人家的话可能我们可以省几十年的时间做回同样的事情。

今天，
觉得有点懊闷，
原本并不需要这么早出来学校的(可以多待一天星期一才出回来)，
可以安安乐乐得呆在家里，
毕竟有一段时间没回家了，
但，
往往事不如人愿，
毕竟学业比较重要，
所以我也没有什么抱怨。
而且是组的assignment.
所以的更加认真，
但。。。
为什么取消了开会，
却没有获得通知？？
反而是我另外的一个朋友跟我说。。。
而且。。。
重点是她不是我们组的。。。
却知道这件事,反而我是组的一份子却懵然不知。。。
八点开会，
我接近7点想得知准确的答案，
当时才准确的得知答案。。。

但。。。
怎样也好，
也的感谢你~~
谢了你咯朋友 ^^~~
谢谢你告诉我，
要不然真的到最后一份钟还真的懵然不知。